19 March 2009

Back to Pretending to be Canadian...


"While not exactly a film buff, Gordon Brown was touched when Barack Obama gave him a set of 25 classic American movies - including Psycho, starring Anthony Perkins on his recent visit to Washington. 
Alas, when the PM settled down to begin watching them the other night, he found there was a problem. 
The films only worked in DVD players made in North America and the words "wrong region" came up on his screen."

Seriously, guys, SERIOUSLY?!  



17 March 2009

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

So... apparently, the whole custom of "wear green, or else you'll get pinched!"... not so much here in the UK. I purposefully set out my green hoodie that is covered in swirls that look rather like four-leaf clovers last night, knowing that - as I had to be up and out the door pretty early to get in to class - I would forget. Turns out, I was pretty much the only person wearing green in the class. (Fortunately, I asked whether it was a tradition in the UK or not before I just started pinching people. Though, the looks they gave me at "Wear green, or I pinch you!" were probably about the same level of "What are you, nuts?" as if I had just gone around pinching willy-nilly)
In other random funny vaguely Irish stories, Abigail and I were discussing a friend of hers from camp who, randomly, lived near Ciaran growing up. Her friend had told her that he slept a lot growing up, to which Abigail responded that he still sleeps a lot. To be fair, he works during the night and sleeps during the day. "Come to that," I said jokingly, "I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Ciaran is actually a vampire." This led to a long discussion of Irish vampires, the awkward branch of the vampire family tree that nobody really talks about. (In books and movies, after all, they're generally always either vaguely Germanic or "from-somewhere,-but-talk-with-a-British/American-accent-anyway,-because-we-hired-the-actor-for-looks,-not-for-vocal-training,-and-frankly-no-one-wants-to-hear-Brad-Pitt-massacre-an-Irish-accent") What's the best way to escape an Irish vampire, you might be interested to learn? Not a silver bullet, not a stake through the heart...

Garlic Potatoes.

:)


In other news, I *voluntarily* opened my windows yesterday, because it was an absolutely gorgeous day out and - surprisingly - not horrifically cold! (Even more "sign of the impending Apocalypse?" - Julia came down later and closed them, because it was getting "too cold"!) 



09 March 2009

Sober Cannibals and Drunken Christians

I couldn't think of a good post title, since all of my posts lately have been filled with Miscellany, and I'm tired of titling them as such. So, the title of this post comes from my current fiction read - Moby Dick. Ishmael warns us that it is 'better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian' and, finding it amusing, I placed it on the whiteboard that sits behind my computer. (Also gracing the board is "Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." Inspiring, though I'm just now realizing that pairing 'sharing happiness' with 'sleeping with cannibals' might lead others to make odd assumptions about me... hmm...)



In other "desk" news, I've been keeping myself busy and sane (arguably) by fun little projects - I finally cracked out my oil paints, I made a new dress for my min-equin out of scraps, put up pictures and cards, and have generally made my desk much more "spring-y". Mione made me a birthday present of a collage of pictures of all of us with funny quotes all over it - the quality of the picture isn't great, but it makes me smile. :)




First and foremost of my news (for those who don't already know), congratulations to my brother Scott and his wife Brianne and their new son (my new nephew) William Anthony, born February the 27th - technically, it was already February the 28th here in the UK, so I informed Brianne that, as all peoples born on the 28th of February are scientifically proven to be 63% cooler than normal people, Will is obviously 63% cooler as well (though that's UK, which makes him 86.8455% cooler with the exchange rate factored in). Anywho, he's absolutely adorable and I can't wait to meet him. :)


In happy news of my own, my fridge is fixed!! (Yeah, it's not a baby, but when you've been living out of a fridge only about a quarter of the size of your already small fridge, this is a big day!) Once again, I have room for leftovers, I have room for milk AND juice, and I don't have to stick *everything* in the freezer. Of course, Murphy's Law and all that... 

My kitchen fan has stopped working. Well, perhaps best to say that it stopped working quite awhile ago, I just don't usually cook anything on the hob that makes a lot of smoke, so I hadn't noticed. That is, I didn't notice until John, Lars, Ciaran and I were making a hobbit's dinner to go along with the viewing party of Return of the King - whilst making bacon, the room began to fill with smoke. Oh, no problem, I'll just open the windows and turn on the fan. That should do it, right? Five minutes later, I could hardly see the kitchen while standing at my computer desk. I told someone (I couldn't say who - I couldn't hardly see them) to open the door, to vent some of the smoke into the hallway. Whoops. While the huge accumulation of smoke wasn't enough to set off the fire alarm in my room, the massive wall of smoke sucked out into the hallway set off the *hallway* smoke alarm. Hi, everyone. Sorry to wake you. Go back to bed, nothing's wrong. Just a little bacon grease. To be fair, while this was the, oh, fifth time the smoke alarm has gone off this year, this is the first time it wasn't set off by somebody getting drunk and running into the alarm headfirst. 

The weather here has been phenomenally odd, though I hear through the grapevine it's been odd back in Seattle as well. Talking to mom and dad on skype the other day, they laughingly told me that it snowed there that day (!), only for me to turn around and tell them that it had snowed here overnight as well! Two places where it *never* snows, and here we are in March with snow on the ground. That said, despite the snow and slush that one day, the weather is still chilly, but with that unmistakeable but indescribable hint of "spring" in the air. It may still snow every now and again, but the days are definitely getting longer, the air is crisper, and I have been able to go out in just a jumper every now and again. (Well, obviously not *just* a jumper - I mean without my big, heavy winter coat) (Also, jumper = sweater)

In happy news, we're *finally* done working on a grad film - I won't even begin to go into the ways all the people in charge managed to screw this up for themselves, suffice to say that I am really delighted to be done with it and moving on to better projects. On the silver lining side, I managed to get paid to buy a bunch of special effects make-up, which I get to keep once the film finishes shooting. Fake blood, prosthetic wounds, liquid latex, collodion... mmm... good times. Just in initial "playing-around-with", I managed to make a couple pairs of pointed elf ears, and I'm currently working on the mold for a werewolf snout... which leads me on to...

DR WHO! How did I never get around to watching this absolute *staple* of British television back in the States? It's silly, it's science fiction, and it's cheesy as hell - woot! Our group of MA girls has been "commissioned" by one of the professors over at the Bournemouth University to help him with his PhD project - he's taken one of the new Dr. Who scripts and is going to try shooting it in the style of the old 60's Dr Who's. (A few exterior establishing shots, all the rest filmed in one take in a studio) We're doing both costumes and sets, though I seem to have settled myself quite happily in costumes and special effects make-up. The episode we're doing features the Doctor and Rose arriving in Victorian England, to thwart an assassination attempt on Queen Vic by local monks and their werewolf pet. Good times. Our "director" has even contacted David Tennet and Billie Piper to see if they'll stop by and star in it - we're trying to bribe them with "Bournemouth is lovely in the summer", "it'll only take a week", and "Bonnie makes excellent cookies". I've offered to let David stay with me, even. :)

In sad news, I may be developing a cold. After hearing Abigail inform me that she loved Pride and Prejudice, so I told her to rent North and South - although we had a truly lovely evening of Richard Armitage and hoop skirts, she was snuffling in such a way that I *knew* she had a cold coming and, despite wiping everything down with sanitizing wipes after she left, I woke the next morning with a sore throat and snuffly nose. :( I'd say "not worth it", but it was Richard Armitage... 



In non-swooning-over-guys news, I have discovered ebay.co.uk as a surprisingly excellent resource for cheap, surprisingly Region 1 DVD's. Angels in America should be arriving tomorrow (£5, free shipping), and Top Secret! arrives sometime next week (£2.96 - INCLUDING shipping!) 
 "I know a little German. He's sitting over there."

13 February 2009

Murder! Mayhem! Mischief!

In honor of my upcoming birthday, I decided to bring the delight that are the freeform murder mystery games to Bourne Chambers - technically, I could've waited until closer to my actual birthday, but... well... that would've involved actually waiting. :) As always, the invitation list changed dramatically the night before/day of as some got sick, some got called for work early the next morning, etc and new people stepped in last minute - but I think we finally ended up with 14 - all the necessary characters, and two of the extra characters. The game was pirate themed: think of a cliche from Pirates of the Caribbean or Treasure Island, and it was there - the womanizer pirate captain and his rival cutthroat female captain, the kidnapped governor and his daughter, the natives of the Caribbean isle, the mysterious masked avenger, the marooned pirate who's gone crazed by the sun, etc. We took over the top floor (the common room, kitchen, hallway, and both Lars' and Patrick's rooms were available for running about, plotting, conversing, and fights TO THE DEATH. 
I was quite impressed with how well everyone played the game - a few people got confused or missed out on doing their goals, but most were running around, making deals and planning to stab each other in the back. I can't decide who won MVP - 

John put the most effort into his costume (he played the colonial captain who came to rescue the governor and his daughter - basically, Commodore Norrington from the
 Pirates of the Caribbean movies) and he managed to tack a massive amount of trim and buttons onto his normal black overcoat - quite impressive. 


(Although, in this category, credit must be given to Lars' cardboard
 and construction paper tricorn hat and Ciaran's egg carton armor) Ciaran was the mad pirate, but managed to keep under wraps that he had been cured within the first ten minutes of the game - he stole the second treasure map (there were two) and managed to bargain his freedom from two different groups with both, then stole the treasure back once it was found [he wasn't allowed to go search for it himself] and hid it. He later married the Taino princess, meaning he was allied with all three major enemies of the game, pretty much guaranteeing his place off of the island and completing his goals.
 
Lars, meanwhile, was the male pirate captain - for most of the game he had an "alliance" with Julia, the female pirate captain, all the while stealing nearly all of her crew, getting the colonials to support him, getting a Royal Pardon from the governor (the only one handed out), and finally had Julia killed off and received every single vote at the end of the game, giving him control of both ships off of the island. He promised Abigail that she could be the captain of the second ship if she gave him the treasure - she did, he took the treasure, then gave the second ship instead to Patrick - again, he won every last goal, put everyone else on the second ship, and sailed off into the sunset with the treasure, his own ship, his rival dead, and a Royal Pardon that prevented him from being trialled or punished for his crimes of piracy.

Though, props should be given to Tristin, thrown into the game at the last minute, one of his abilities was the ability to poison food - all he had to do was make someone eat or drink something he'd touched, and he could poison them. This ability took out the Spaniard Don Inigo. He nearly killed off Ciaran's mad pirate (after curing him earlier in the game...) but Ciaran instead took the cheese and tried to poison the governor with it. (Fortunately, Jack saw through the ploy as well)

The game was a great success and we're already planning the next one - Lars and I are going to joint host Hollywood Lies, since I've played it before, but it's perfectly suited for the crowd around here. :) 

In other murderous, destructive news (which I realize I haven't posted here yet), Lars bought Risk... and we've all become absolutely addicted. (Actually, to be fair, it's the guys and myself - Julia and Mione played a game or two, but haven't played since) For a bit of bragging (and to make mes freres proud), I have *won* two of the games we've played! (I won the first game of Mission Risk that we played, and won Team Risk [even more incredible, since Lars, Will, and Ciaran were all on the other team] ) and oh-so-nearly won the last game we played - it was the second game of Mission Risk, and I had finished three of my four missions - the final one being "Conquer Europe" - while I didn't have any men on Europe, I controlled North and South America, as well as territories in Asia and one on Australia, and had cards to turn in - basically, I loaded up Iceland and Brazil with about a million men and just went on a massive spree. I managed to take out all of Europe and North Africa (as a buffer zone, and way into Europe)... except for stupid 'Southern Europe', which defended itself with one man pretty much miraculously until I was forced to retreat as I had no men left. With only one man left on pretty much all of my territories and the guys knowing that they had to crush me or I'd win, I was pretty much destroyed the ensuing round, except for a sole territory in northeastern Russia, which I held for round after round after round. Good times. :) 

04 February 2009

Superbowl Snowday (And Various Miscellany)

I arrived home from London, only to have a day and a half to throw together my presentation for the assessment of Stage 1 - (eeek!) Lots of hurry, hurry, hurry - then the stress of trying to present four months of research into fifteen minutes of talk - followed by the "ahwwhh..." of a week and a half of break. (Although it was terrible to have to go, basically, first, it meant that I was free for the rest of the week, while everyone else was stressing about getting theirs ready) 
Because of this, I - well - went a bit underwater as far as everyone in Seattle could tell - about halfway through the week, I received an email from mom and dad, basically - subtly - asking if I was still alive. :) So, here's what I've been up to in this time off:

- Superbowl Sunday.... Well, Monday, Really. (Monday Night AMERICAN Football?) Patrick, Will, John, Dave, Naomi and I took over the upstairs lounge (not hard to do, since I think about three quarters of the Halls had gone up to London for the weekend, and it was - after all - well past 11:30PM before we even got to kick-off) - though it was Will, Patrick, John and I who painted our faces for the occasion. We were cheering on the Cardinals, based on the oh-so-technical arguments of "west" coast pride (me), John is from New Jersey and thus is contractually obligated to hate anything from Pennsylvania, Patrick prefers the NFC to the AFC, Will was rooting for the underdog, and Dave and Naomi were just following along. We hooked up Patrick's computer to the BBC's video player, and thus missed the commercials, but had a British commentator. Very amusing. We thought for a moment that the Cardinals were going to win for Patrick's birthday, but... well... both sides got their miraculous come-back moments, after all. And hey, for his actual birthday (Monday)...

- SNOWDAY! Well, when we say "snow", we mean some very lovely flakes falling all day that didn't stick except on the grass, and then only a light dusting; mostly just slush along the ground. That said, it is truly bizarre for Dorset and, well, you'd think the world had just ended - half of the buses stopped running, car accidents galore, shops not opening, uni cancelled - I woke up that Monday, read the email that said classes were cancelled due to professors being unable to make it in, and looked out my window - "umm... what snow?" Still, there was enough for snowball fights, Patrick made a snow angel, and for those who just don't get snow, it was fun. Meanwhile, up in London they got about 7" and, yes, the city absolutely shut down. For those who complained that Seattle freaked out at the snow, you can point and laugh at the Londoners. The trains stopped running, everything was shut down, Les Mis CANCELLED their shows (!) - I actually was a little nervous for everyone up in London trying to get home, but happily ran into Ciaran and Lars just getting back home when I came back from my walk down to the beach. (That said, it was about half 4, and they had expected to be home around 11AM)

- More Nerdiness! My room, being the biggest in the Halls, has unofficially become the studio/playroom - from editing films to making sugar glass to target practice for trebuchets to games of Risk wherein Lars always manages to completely take over the world (even with my lone Irishman struggling so hard to hold on to Great Britain), it's all down here. As of yesterday, we can add a new one - weaponry creation. I'm hosting a murder mystery party game here this weekend in honour of my upcoming birthday (well, my birthday isn't until the *end* of February, but I couldn't wait that long), which requires four cutlasses and one rapier. Needless to say, all you really need are hangers, tinfoil, duct tape, and cardboard. Really, do you need anything else in life, for that matter?

- The Joys of British Workmanship - So, my fridge stopped 
working sometime over Christmas break, and I let James (our Halls Officer) know this fact as soon as he came back from holiday. (*After* we had come back from ours, I should point out) I went about a week without a fridge (a week after letting him know, mind), then he finally brought me a mini-fridge which is currently living under my kitchen table. It's maybe half or a third of the size of my real fridge, but at least my milk doesn't have to live in the freezer anymore. Cut to, well, this morning (about a month after I was able to report the fridge broken), and James shows up to knock on my door, pry, jimmy, and finally cut the whole unit away from the wall and pull it about a foot away from the wall, then leave, saying that someone's coming to fix it tomorrow and will I be here to let them in? He, of course, can't give a time, so I finally just give him my cell, saying to call a half-hour before they'll be here, and if I'm not here, he'll need to show up with them to let them in. Anyone want to take bets on whether they'll end up being able to do anything? He assured me that he'd tell the guys to push the unit back up against the wall, and that he'll come back in to seal it back to the wall. ("But, I'm on holiday next week, so it'll be the week after that.") I was asked what the biggest culture shock was, coming to the UK from the States, and this is it in a nutshell. The stereotypical "American" is generally painted as demanding - I *need* it RIGHT NOW, just EXACTLY the way I want it, and if I don't get it JUST RIGHT, RIGHT NOW I'm going to make a HUGE STINK" - this is an ugly picture and one I always hated, but... well... let's just say it's interesting to come from a culture that bends over backwards to appease the customer at every turn, to a culture where the predominant view is just "Well... we'll get to it when we get to it. Not much you can do." This translates to long queues, long hold times (where you're getting charged to be on hold for twenty minutes), and - well - fridge units being pulled out from the wall 14", then left there for the electricians coming the next day - who you are responsible for letting in. 

26 January 2009

Foreign Languages

Saturday morning, I woke as usual and wandered out the door to the bus stop just down the street from the hotel - usually, I wait either alone or with the usual silent grouping of locals who would rather die than make eye contact with a stranger. This morning, however, it was only myself and a woman who walked up carrying a map and asked, "Parlez-vous francais?" 
Oh, I know my former French teachers Madame Perkins and Beauclair must've been smiling somewhere, as I replied back, "Un peu" and we began a half-hour conversation of, I'm sure, very mangled French and English - nonetheless, I was able to discover that she was trying to find her way to Holland Park - as this particular bus stop didn't go to Holland Park and I was "en vacance" from "les Etas-Unis", I was understandably not a lot of help, but I did let her know that the bus we were at would take her to Shepherd's Bush and the one across the street to High Street Kensington, from which she could either catch the tube to Holland Park or, I was sure, catch a bus. From there, we discovered that she was visiting her daughter, who was staying at the same hotel I was - even if I wasn't sure that "ma fille" was daughter, I'd know from the fact that the first question she asked about the hotel was about "securitie" :) ("Tres bien", I assured her) We talked about our favourite tube lines (we both laughed at the Circle line, because neither of us knew the word for "bumpy", so we just mimed bouncing up and down), commiserated about London weather, and she bid me au revoir when my bus arrived (she decided to go to High Street). I found myself thinking in French for the rest of the tube journey in to London. 
I arrived at the theatre, amused to no end that I'd be spending the day in a theatre again, running two shows, and amused myself by thinking of the different languages just used between film and theatre folk (or, for that matter, the much wider gulch between the costume students and fine art students). In all the discussions and group tutorials I've had throughout this course, I kept finding myself getting more and more frustrated with this obsession of "art" as, well, almost as deity amongst the fine artists. They work out their art with fear and trembling, worrying whether this particular line or color is just right, if this really evokes the right feeling in the audience, whether what they are doing is really "art" (a question I ask myself, for a different reason - especially amongst performance artists - yikes). As the course went on, I found myself having to revert to a new vocabulary; phrases like "organic processes" which we make fun of in theatre. Upon returning to a theatre environment, I was able to give a sigh of relief, being back amongst people who... well, I was going to put "don't take this art seriously", but that's not true. Every single person in the theatre, from the costume and wardrobe department, to sets, to lights, to sound, to directing and managing, to the actors, to the person handing out programs know that there's something very intangible about the theatre - at its heart, it is not commercial, it is not base, it is a very ethereal, spiritual action 
- it is a large scale lie, but not one meant to hurt, but to heal - the audience and the actors enter into a space wherein - completely out of either's control - a truth is transmitted from heart to heart through the use of storytelling - one of the oldest and most strangely knowable and unknowable forces in the world. Fine art does the same - the transmution of ideas through color or light or texture - but theatre does so with human beings - with real/false life happening right before the audience's eyes. 
Theatre and Fine Art are so absolutely similar, yet Fine Artists are, after all, the ones stereotypically running around in a beret and arrogantly full of themselves, while theatre artists are the ones running around backstage giving each other wedgies or laughing at American Idol between scenes. We all know the supreme power of what we're working on and respect that, but we don't get so caught up in it to forget to actually *live* in the meanwhile, and have a bit of fun while doing so! :)
Okay, enough ranting about fine arts. :) The point being, I spent the day racing about, helping soldiers turn into farmers, whores into Inn customers, listening to the girls' gossip about other's in the cast (though, obviously, the dresser's code says that I will take those secrets to the grave), taking breaks upstairs and watching the EuroVision contestants, and just generally having a great time hanging out with some fun, crazy folks - all the while, the audience was engaged in the story - laughing, crying, and taking something from it to influence their lives. (In the pathway I was on, I stand backstage to help Jackie go from the Priest's sister at dinnertime into her nightgown and shawl [for when Valjean is brought back the next morning] - although the Priest, in the story, is the quintessential Good Man, pure and blameless and full of grace, Jackie would always come off laughing - the actor playing the priest would whisper something crude to her every night as she was coming off stage to try to get her to laugh)
After the last show, I helped sort laundry, then changed into a cute top and went out salsa dancing with Claire - the club was absolutely *packed* full of people, with music loud enough that your heart starts switching over to the beat of the music. I grabbed a glass of red wine from the bar, then went out into the absolute fray - I'd never been before, but salsa is actually quite easy if you have a good partner and know how to follow - and there were some *really* good dancers/leaders there. I stuck around for about two hours, until the last guy I had been dancing with was getting quite clingy and I realized that, with the tube shut down for the night, it was going to be a long couple of bus rides back to Kensington. Claire walked me to the bus stop headed for Victoria, then stuck around having a fag (hee) while we talked about London, London theatre, etc - she wrote down my last day of classes in September in her date book, and told me that she'd keep her ear to the ground for me - and that I could stay with her anytime I came back to London. A group of guys came by, saying that they were working for some company in - Sweden? Norway? who knows, I was still rather buzzed at that point - and were instructed to get artsy photos of local London sights with local London people for advertising - we pointed out that she was from Malaysia and I from the states, but "oh, that's fine". Eh, whatever. They were probably just kids out getting pictures, but if we randomly show up in major advertising somewhere Nordic, that's what it's from. :)
I caught the train to Victoria, but - upon arriving - only found the bus stop to Shepherd's Bush after much wandering, discovered that there was only one night bus headed there and - frankly - was tired, buzzed, very cold (all the sweat was now just felt like cold water all over), and really, really needed to pee. :) I hailed a cab, which ended up being driven by an absolutely adorable old man, who chatted with me about Seattle, costuming, vintage clothing, and London theatre. He knocked five quid off the fare, since it ended up being more than he had originally quoted at Victoria, and I wandered up to my room where I headed straight to bed and slept fantastically. 
 

22 January 2009

It's a World of Friendship




Let's see if I can get the song stuck in your head... (mwu-ha-ha)


(I realized that I start most of these posts with an introductory "So,..." and, as I've already long since broken my New Years resolution to cook/bake more (rather than reverting back to student eating ways - [though, to be fair, my fridge is broken and will - knowing James - probably not be fixed until 2012, and I currently have just a "mini-fridge" in the room, which hardly holds anything] ... again, I've confused myself with parenthesis, so just pretend I haven't used any up to this point. I was attempting to lead up to saying that my new New Years resolution would be not to start posts with "So...", but I think I should probably resolve, instead, to actually de-clutter my parenthesizes. And yes, I had to look up the plural of parenthesis. 

Ages ago, (by which I mean, probably back in late summer) I received in the mail a mailer from SCS, my old high school, keeping me informed on what the school and its students were up to. I read it for kicks, laughing as I remember myself at that age. (Well, I say "laughing", but remembering high school... eeehh) In that one, however, I saw an article submitted by an alumni of 2003 - hey, that was my graduating year and, lo and behold, I know him! (Not surprising, since we were a class of, what, 40?) Ben talked about how he was headed to London through an international charity organization, and I quickly looked him up on facebook - this morning, since I was finally in his neck of the woods, we met up for coffee and had a lovely catch-up chat. 

One of the first questions people would ask before I left (and, to a certain extent, when I arrived) was, "Who do you know over there/here?" - it was both thrilling and terrifying to be moving to an entirely new place without any backbone/crutch of friends coming along/already being there. I've always tended to be rather shy and reserved when thrust into a new situation with total strangers - it was important and very helpful for me to face this one by myself, leaving the familiar behind and flying 5,000 miles away without a safety net.

That said, it was a perfect timing of seeing a familiar face here in London - I got to see family and friends at Christmas, but that was back on their turf. Here on "my" turf, it was great to catch up with an old friend, compare notes of how life has twisted and turned since age 18, etc. The real kicker, though, was the odd thrill of talking to someone with an American accent. :) I'm not going to lie, despite spending almost four months here in the UK, especially down in Bournemouth which is nowhere near as culturally diverse as in London, I still "hear" the various British accents (and they still made me warm and smiley inside) - the only difference is that I now "hear" the American accent in my voice - I still talk the same (apart from an expanded vocabulary), but I don't hear myself as talking "normally", but as talking "American", if that makes sense. So, to come up to London where - it feels - the British accents are in the minority (I went to see Les Mis on Monday, and was surrounded by three rows of American tourists in front of me, and a couple of Americans behind me - as this was still early on in the week, I couldn't help watching and listening to them with a giggle both pre and post show) I can "hear" the accent now, and - seriously guys - we sound so funny. :)

PS Must remember to add - retraction: I have been corrected today that Philip has NOT, in fact, been wardrobe master for 20 years, but has been with the show for that time, and wardrobe master since the show moved to the Queen's Theatre, about five years ago. Also, Kieron contends that he is not, in fact, "adorable". Many apologies. :)